How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What's the simplest way to make edibles?

Using an easy-bake oven.

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen