When there's white-out all over the screen
There is correction fluid on screen.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
What are our scientists doing
Please wait...
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
Hard cheese.
Try picking them up!
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
He kept dropping the beets.
A lunchbox
Because he's a Wino-saur!
They only have one good ball.
The Patriots
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
Jingle Fett
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Probably ban nail guns
Banned from the zoo.
Because it's paneless.
Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this
