When there's white-out all over the screen
There is correction fluid on screen.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
What are our scientists doing
Please wait...
Because it's paneless.
Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this
They're all about force projection.
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
Micro chips
Because other people took the bait.
Smoked Muenster.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
The Patriots
He didn't use enough force...
Papal towels.
A lunchbox
