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What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.

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How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.