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What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.

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What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots