How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.