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How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

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Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.