Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.
The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.