Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Good Vibrations
Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
Cloathed*
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
