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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.