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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!