When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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The pair with no sole.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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An ampu-tee.

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BLE-YATCH!

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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High wasted shorts!

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.