When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.