Service Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.