What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident?

The url.

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.