What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.