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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock