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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident?

The url.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock