What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.