What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.