What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub