What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.