What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast