What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub