What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.