What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.