What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails