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What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.