Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy