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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.