He drove a Ford.
A walk.
An acrocat!
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
A Ford F-tree-fiddy
It was a Fiesta