Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate