Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.