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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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Why was Yoda afraid of seven?

Because six seven eight.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why are the other numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.