Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement