Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

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What is Yoda's last name?

Layhehoo

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow