Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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What is Yoda's last name?

Layhehoo

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.