Marriage
They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
She's almost as smart as a man.
Euripides, Eumenides
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
Envelope
They end every statement with init
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
