What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.