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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.