What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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How do you start an insect race?

One two flea - go

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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What starts with r and ends with d?

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.