What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering