Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
The fourth wall
Euripides, Eumenides
Because he was an eye wetness.
Tape
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
Marriage
It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
A holy terror.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
A torn ACL
Nothing, he was just full of tears
He wanted to take a month off.
Because they have tears in their eyes
With a "Cry-key!"
I had to draw my own conclusions.
It's just too hard.
To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
The Trail of Smears
Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me
He wanted to see time fly!
Throw in your washing.
Tyrannosaurus Ex
Battery
Scratching at the lid of his coffin.
My supply was short.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
They'll never be royals
One has cubs
