How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why do they say "break a leg!" to actors?

If you said "tear an ACL!" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

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Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday