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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.