How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.