They've only gotta invite one family
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
Because they always bring boos.
Because it was Low key
I'll be Bach.
The Cheetahs!
They're fun guys!
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
He invited her over to net fish and krill.
Cake Moss and Naomi Candles
Florine talent.
Because he was a fungi
Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
He was invited to thunday math.
Because it would be a party fowl.
Because they always steal doubloons
Invite two of them.
Anyone he could dig up.
Invite an accountant.
Because it was already attendin'.
They couldn't afford it.
It would just take a few bytes then run.
He likes to keep things low key.
I'll be Bach
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2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
You invite two of them.
They only wear Trunks.
Women!
He was always fascistly late.
Cause he been solo.
Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.
They know how to raise the roof.
Namaste home tonight.
They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
He always throws the punch.
Because nobody likes his company!
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Because they're the ideal gas.
Because he was a fungi.
Because he is a Supperhero.
Barbie-Q
He met the grill of his dreams.
Nobody
Removed
He was just two tired.
Ares.
Imgrrrrrrr
Use a starch engine.
Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.
HIP HOP
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
Everyone has the same DNA.
Wham, bam, thank you fam
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
