Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.