Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

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What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!