Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!