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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.