Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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It's not there.

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He likes to keep things low key.

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Sorry guys, moustache!

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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Roofs.

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The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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It was a bit buggy.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.