Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!