Cause he been solo.
Because they're the ideal gas.
Because they always steal doubloons
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Insufficient funds.
Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.
Staple food to the ceiling!