Cause he been solo.
Because it was already attendin'.
Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.
Insufficient funds.
Suture self!
Supreme Liter Coke.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Raid
Staple food to the ceiling!