Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY
Cause he been solo.
A bow.
The bow is moving.
General Pao's chicken.
A pao-erful change
A dead one...
Cos' sin tans
It was a high school.
Student: By Staying at home.
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
Mister bus
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
Swine flu!
A monk-ey
A friar? A chip monk?
