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What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (: