What kind of jokes do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.