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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

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What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.