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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

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What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

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What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.