Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

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What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.