Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.