Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

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What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.