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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

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How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.