Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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A horoscope.

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Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Because he kept calling "One Love"

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Use the fork, Luke.

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What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.