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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Alderaan Jokes More Alderaan Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Alderaan Place Jokes More Alderaan Place Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Leia Jokes More Leia Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*