Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.