Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.

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Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know