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Alderaan Jokes

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.