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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.