Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.