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Princess Leia Jokes

What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

Love

Love

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.