What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.