What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.