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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.