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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.