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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.