What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.