What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.