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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.