What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito