What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

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What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea