What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

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Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

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What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.