What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

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What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

R Jokes More R Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!