What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

Whats a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.