What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it