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What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes

What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

R Jokes More R Jokes

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.