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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Vinaigrette Jokes More Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.