What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.