What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Vinaigrette Jokes More Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*