What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.