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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Vinaigrette Jokes More Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...