What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.