What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Vinaigrette Jokes More Vinaigrette Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.