Why don't women like to wear dresses in...

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?