Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

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A condom

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Hor-crocs.