Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

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Scarves

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!