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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.