How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.