How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why are you wearing?

Existentialist reporter on the red carpet

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!