How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What are you going to get?

ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.