How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!