How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What do older women wear?

Depends

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"