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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.