Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

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Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

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Because he wasn't a fungi!

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.