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Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.