Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!