Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.