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Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.