What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

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An enterpreNeuer.

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

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Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.