What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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Danke memes

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Hey guys, watch this!

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"