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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!