What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.