What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.