What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.