What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!