What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.