What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.