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How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.