How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.