How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.