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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

What do you call 12 enchiladas?

A footilada!