What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

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What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.