What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!