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What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston