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What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.