The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Because she was out standing in her field.
She was pasteurized!
Cause they would whistle on the way down
They don't have time.
Misspell the paunch line.
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
He was trying to bust a move
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.