What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.