What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.