What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.