What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.