Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
I told her that drinks were on the house
Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel
Tan lines.
Microwaves!
Because of the sand which is there.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Premature ejactulation.
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
