Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

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Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

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The reposts on reddit.

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Beer.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.