Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

When is a woman wrong?

As long as she is unmarried.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

Schlitz Jokes More Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.