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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

"Have another beer."

Schlitz Jokes More Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.