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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!