What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What's a terrible plate pun?

Dish one.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.