What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher