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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.