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What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife.

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.