What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

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How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

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So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.