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What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank

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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.