What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.