Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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Because he needed a stool sample.

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She needed more concentration.

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So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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Why did the number one go to jail?

187

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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Because they took Pita on them

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.