Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Bail Jokes More Bail Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo