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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What do you call a person who worships Doritos?

A Chipmonk.

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

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Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.