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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Bail Jokes More Bail Jokes

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.