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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"