Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

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Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

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What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch