Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch