Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!