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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."