What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

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What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict