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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

Grey Poupon Jokes More Grey Poupon Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping