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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

Grey Poupon Jokes More Grey Poupon Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.