What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.