What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

Grey Poupon Jokes More Grey Poupon Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)