What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

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What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

Grey Poupon Jokes More Grey Poupon Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting