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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

Why don't the French like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

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What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Grey Poupon Jokes More Grey Poupon Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping