What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Grey Poupon Jokes More Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself