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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

Grey Poupon Jokes More Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)