What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

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What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)