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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce