Why did the chip chase the sauce?

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82