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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.