Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce