Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce