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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.