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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.