Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.