Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.