Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.