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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.