We're raising mashed potatoes.
The Garden of Eden
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
She couldn't raise enough dough.
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
A Porky-Pine
From chasing cars.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....