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Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Why did the Native American hate snow?

It's white and on his land.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.