The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)
The hip replacement guy. /dad
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.
A civil serpent
They do it right first time.
Because it was white and on his land!
Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".
His balls. Two below.
