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Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

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What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".