Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

An heir conditioner.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim