Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia