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Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim