Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.