Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".
A cow with a cold.
He's ben affleckted.
Arrr make tea
Flemmy
An ironic paradox.
A sneezing ticket holder.
I've cod a cold.
Flu-catcher bread
The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.
A cold.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A bee with a cold!
Boo
Hot and Cold.
Pik-a-choo.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
BeCause it's to cold, long a swim
Peek achoo!
An ant-ihistamine!
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
His balls. Two below.
A warm back
Because they're so easy to catch!
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
They start coffin.
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
More bang for your buck!!!! (Wow, that was bad)
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Moose-saka
If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it
Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
He buys it from Starbucks...
Battle Royale with cheese.
When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.
100% chance of snow
They say he was snowed in.
