Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
One of you is a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!
A cow with a cold.
He's ben affleckted.
Arrr make tea
Flemmy
An ironic paradox.
A sneezing ticket holder.
I've cod a cold.
Flu-catcher bread
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A Polysneezin.
The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.
A cold.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A bee with a cold!
Boo
Hot and Cold.
Pik-a-choo.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
BeCause it's to cold, long a swim
Peek achoo!
An ant-ihistamine!
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
His balls. Two below.
Phlegmish
A warm back
Because they're so easy to catch!
The cold never bothered them anyway......
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
They start coffin.
Awaken, my pump-
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Skip to my loo.
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Because proper tea is theft.
Pilatte
Run! escape!
To get to the other side.
A door to door salesman!
A cold wall banker.
A palm tree!
They both hand out long sentences.
A bus driver can't change his stops.
The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
